Distinct Cremations vs Simplicity Cremations: direct cremation compared
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Headline answer
Distinct Cremations has the lower published starting price at from £1,350. Simplicity Cremations is £49 higher at headline level. That is not necessarily the final gap: collection, ashes, an urn and postcode conditions can change it.
Distinct Cremations publishes from £1,350 and Simplicity Cremations publishes £1,399. This comparison is generated from the same central provider records used for their detail pages, calculator and structured price data.
At a glance
| Item | Distinct Cremations | Simplicity Cremations |
|---|---|---|
| Published starting price | from £1,350 | £1,399 |
| Price condition | Hospital or coroner-mortuary collection on weekdays, 8am–6pm, in mainland Great Britain. | Hospital or mortuary collection in mainland Great Britain. |
| Published coverage | Mainland Great Britain | Mainland Great Britain |
| Hospital/mortuary collection | Included | Included |
| Home/care collection | £250 extra | £275 extra |
| Out-of-hours collection | £250 extra | £275 extra |
| Ashes scattered | Included | Included |
| Ashes collected by family | Not clear | Included |
| Ashes delivered | £100 extra | £75 extra |
| Take-home urn/container | Quote required | Basic container included |
| Official sources checked | 30 August 2026 | 30 August 2026 |
What could change the total?
Distinct Cremations: Hospital or coroner-mortuary collection on weekdays, 8am–6pm, in mainland Great Britain. Private residence, hospice or nursing-home collection: £250. Personal return within 14 days: £100.
Simplicity Cremations: Hospital or mortuary collection in mainland Great Britain. Urgent collection from a place without mortuary facilities: £275. Hand delivery in a simple container in mainland Great Britain: £75.
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